Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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