so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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