You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i was born a porn star she said
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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