Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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