Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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