did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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