She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
