The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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