Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
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