...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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