i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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