You work out of a Hotel?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
