9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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