WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
23 Fathers Confess The Best Way They’ve Messed With Their Daughter’s Boyfriend
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
25 Children of Helicopter Parents Admit The Most Horrible Thing They Were Put Through
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.