ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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