I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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