in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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