I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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