Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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