Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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