I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
ttyl tear gas
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
