making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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