We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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