holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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