Ambien. No doubt about it.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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