Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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