Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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