MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
did i walk over a car last night?
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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