Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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