we made out on top of his cat.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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