it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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