It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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