u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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