dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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