Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girl is more easily done than said...
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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