Swine flu. Run for my life!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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