are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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