she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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