So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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