at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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