Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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