I think my vagina is haunted
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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