u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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