The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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