oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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