I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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