he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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