I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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