I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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