Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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