I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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