The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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