I faked an abortion last night.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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