Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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